What? Did you really think I was going to have one of those pages everybody hates, where the person running the page thinks they're so important that you actually want to read about everything they ever did, where they went to school, who they married, and the stupid things their kids are up to (that only a parent would think is neat, anyway)? Well, not me. I don't think you care about any of that stuff, and anyway, my wife told me it was nobody else's business. That settled that. If you want to know anything about me, you'll have to either wait until I put something up about it, or you can e-mail me. Don't everybody write at once.

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